“Dear Cocoa,
My pets have been my
exclusive servants for about 5 years now.
I have my own bed, a window bed, a bathroom that is cleaned daily, and
my own food is the best there is and the water is filtered. I have been in heaven. However, 2 days ago my pets did something
horrible. They brought a stranger into
my home and let him eat my food, drink my water and use my things. I was furious, to say the least, but when I
tried to warn him off, my pets put me in a cage and left me there while this
stranger ripped all my stuff apart. I
fear it is time to hit the road. What do
you suggest, Cocoa?
Signed Getting Ready
to Travel”
“Dear Getting Ready to
Travel,
Unfortunately, our
sweet cuddly looks and pleasant demeanor cause our pets to want more than one
of us in their presence. How could you
blame them, really? However, it does
sometimes cause a bit of trouble since he/she would have to use your things
which have been yours from the beginning.
You didn’t tell me how old the stranger is so I am guessing he is rather
young. Wait until the pets are out of
the way (in bed, or off to work) and then lay down the law! You will, unfortunately, have to share many
of your things with him, but the newness will wear off quickly and he will
settle down to a more sedate temperament.
If he continues to step on your toes, make sure you are strict and
forceful. Even if it gets you put in the
cage, you will win soon enough as the new guy begins to get overactive and
begins breaking the rules more openly.
Hope all works out for
you, but you can always try to leave and find another pet who will want only
you. I wouldn’t suggest it though, times
being what they are and all.
Signed Cocoa”
