“Dear Cocoa,
I have been struggling
with this problem for some time now and can’t seem to succeed; so I thought you
might be able to help me. I am a small
feline, smaller than my fellow felines, and because of this, I often loose out
on some of the specials given by my pet.
I have tried to gain sympathy with the others in my home, but have
failed miserably. I can’t seem to win no
matter what I do. Can you help me?
Signed Keeps loosing”
“Dear Keeps loosing,
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You are going about
this all wrong. It is not the felines
you have to gain sympathy from but your pets.
When the specials are handed out, sit on the outer edge and cry
pitifully. Your pet will take notice of
the fact that you don’t have any and will give you your own special pile. If this does not work (take heart because it
usually does), try getting as close as possible to the pet and crying again,
then reach up pitifully with one paw and look at them with those sad melting
eyes. They will respond at that point
and you will get top billing from that moment on.
Signed Cocoa”
