“Dear Readers,
I know that you have
been anxiously awaiting my next letter answering blog; however, I learned so
very much at the book signing that I wanted to share some of it with you
all. For instance: did you know that a pet actually has to work
for the things they bring home to you?
That’s right; they go to work and then come home with the things you
require. I’m not sure what they do at
work, perhaps they sleep, or maybe run with different toys, or even climb condos and curtains;
maybe they are entertainers that make other pets laugh, or they put a lot of
marks on paper. I can’t be sure since no
one in the feline community knew. 
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I also learned that
pets drive (whatever that is), cook their food (with fire, no wonder it tastes terrible),
create the moving pictures on the boxes that we like to watch (how I don’t
know), and make our toys for us (hmm, wonder if that’s what they do at
work). They actually go to the ‘store’
(don’t know so don’t ask) and buy things for us (buying is when they offer
something in exchange for something else--like when we purr for them after they
give us a treat). Also, did you know
that pets are creatures with their own personalities? That’s right, they actually do think for
themselves, but they prefer to have us think for them. How convenient for us.
I also learned that pets desire things for themselves and sometimes don’t want to share. Perhaps that is why they seem to get angry
when we climb onto certain things or take off with their small items that are
so much fun to bat around.
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And, the top piece of
information that I learned: not all pets
like cats!!!!!! Can you believe
that? Some of them actually like dogs
(gag), or those little mouse-like things that look so tasty. They don’t even keep the birds or fish for us
to eat; they are actually for their pets.
How crude is that?
Well, that’s all for now, until tomorrow, my
faithful readers,
Signed Cocoa,
