“Dear Cocoa,
I stumbled upon your blog
and wondered if you could answer a question for me. You see, I, being a full-blooded feline, take
many naps in the wonderful hot sun and sleep whenever I can to conserve my
energy for when it really counts (like my nighttime romps with the other
felines). My pets, however, rarely
sleep. In fact, when I was a tiny one,
the pets my mom had would sleep during the night hours and be up all during the
day (weird schedule, I know); however, these pets barely sleep during the night
(they move about and jump all over the bed tossing the covers here, there and
everywhere) and never sleep during the day.
How am I to get any rest after a long night of romping, if they won’t
lie still? Besides, I can’t figure out
how they continue to function without sleep.
Please can you
help? Any workable suggestion would be
welcome.
Signed Sleepless (sort
of)”
“Dear Sleepless,
I definitely feel your
pain. Just like any other animal, our
pets do have some strange behaviors. I
know that you love to cuddle with your pet when you are ready for sleep after a
long night of romping; however, I fear you will have to learn to live with
their scent instead. During the day, sleep
on their pillows or under the covers where they tossed all night. At least you will have their smell for
comfort while you sleep away the daytime hours.
As far as the night is concerned, the only solution I have for you is to
romp in their sleep room. This will keep
them up longer and thus allow them to sleep when you are ready to snooze your
way to more energy. I have found that
the toys that make noise are the best for this type of work since they make
more noise than I do jumping and climbing on things.
Good luck with your
pets. I hope this helps. Perhaps once they have had a good night’s
sleep they will feel more like a cat and thus be a better pet.
Signed Cocoa”
Dear Cocoa:
ReplyDeleteI followed your advice to romp at night, thus keeping my pets up longer. I'm sorry to say it backfired dramatically.
Instead of enjoying the increased romp time, my human pets fussed and complained, and kept glaring at a thing that makes horrible sounds when it is sleep time for me. I think they called it an alarm cluck.It may be some kind of mechanical chicken or something.
They took away the toys I most cherish (as if they have that right), and actually banned my presence from the sleep room.
WHAT NOW