Cocoa talks about why felines are superior:

“Dear Cocoa,

I am a young cat, only a day away from my mother, and I have a lot of questions about just about everything.  However, the one that even my mother couldn’t answer was this:  Why are felines superior to humans?  I mean what makes us superior?  All mom could say was that we are, but I, being dreadfully curious (as my mother put it), wanted to know why.  Please help.

Signed Young and Curious”

“Dear Young and Curious,

First, welcome to the world little one, I am so pleased that you chose to ask me your question.  It is a great honor to have the younger generations write to me, and I am proud to answer your query.  Your mother is correct in telling you that we are superior in every way to humans, however not many felines know why.  The answer to that is this:  how many species do you know are intelligent enough to get humans to feed, love, care for, and pamper them without asking for anything in return?  I know canines are cared for as well (and some humans actually prefer canines-go figure), but canines are pathetic in how they fall all over themselves trying to please the human.  Felines don’t have to-they just sit back and wait for the pampering to begin because it always does. 

I hope this answers your questions little one, and I hope your humans are great at pampering.

Signed Cocoa”

Cocoa thought you would like to know what the latest devices for pampering your felines were, so he suggests that you head over to ebay, or Petco for some great ideas.  Happy Pampering!