“Dear Cocoa,
My pets love to move
around in this big loud rolling thing that opens up a whole new world of smells
and adventure. They have begun to take
me with them, as if you couldn’t tell by my last statement, and I love it. There is; however, one small problem: I can’t seem to, well, keep my tummy from
doing funny things and then kicking up my food leaving me empty inside. My pets also don’t like the mess I make and I
fear they will stop taking me in the big loud rolling thing with them. Is there anything I can do?
Signed Riding With
Pets,
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| Make your mess in a small bag... Image by Nemo |
“Dear Riding With Pets,
What you are
experiencing is called Big Loud Rolling Thing sickness. There is no cure except to not eat before
going with your pets. I suggest that you
pay attention to the days they go out in the big loud rolling thing and then
don’t eat your food on those types of days until later in the night, just in
case. If you forget or miss a cue, try
making your mess inside something so it won’t show. A small bag, a shoe, a toy of some sort, even
deep under the seat so that your pets can’t see the mess and will think all is
well.
Signed Cocoa”
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