A cat with notoriety.

"Dear Cocoa,

I am a female with children all over this town.  I am well-known and well-loved.  Every feline, male and female, knows my name.  So why is it that the pets of this town don't seem to know me at all and some will even throw water on me to send me away?  What is wrong with them?

Signed Unknown to Pets"

"Dear Unknown to Pets,

Sadly, human pets live in their own little world and don't really care about any of the others.  You may be a very well-known feline throughout the area, but the pets don't recognize that.  They see you as a...dare I say it...*STRAY*, meaning trouble to them.  However, I wouldn't worry about the pets in your area.  Just stay away from the mean ones, rub the nice ones and ignore those who ignore you.  You will be a much happier feline if you follow this advice.  By the way, congratulations on your popularity, it takes a very sophisticated feline to obtain such notoriety.  

Signed Cocoa"