Addicted to a toy?

"Dear Cocoa,

I have a serious problem that I can no longer deal with; you see, I am addicted to my stuffed skunk toy.  I have to have it with me wherever I go and when it goes underneath something I have to yowl until my pets get it out for me.  I can't face even one day without my tinkle ball.  Please help me!  I am at my wits end.

Signed Skunk"

"Dear Skunk,

I should be so lucky.  You do not have a problem, you have a wonderful situation!  It won't be long before your pets begin to bring you home lots and lots of skunk toys so that you will be able to have one in every spot you frequent.  I have one tinkle ball that I share with ten other felines along with a few of the skunk toys and such; however I would love to have one of my very own.  Enjoy your skunk toy and quit worrying about what it might mean.  After all, you are a feline and feline's are eccentric.

Signed Cocoa"