Saturday, March 9, 2019

UH OH, they went and got me a rope for my neck!

"Dear Cocoa,
Recently one of my pets came into my domain with a piece of cloth and silver.  And they actually put it on my neck.  I have done everything to try to remove it with no success.  Please help me.
Signed Caught"

"Dear Caught,
Help me....
I am sorry to hear about your dilemma; however it can be a blessing in disguise.  First of all, perhaps your pets feel you are so special that they wanted all of the other pets to know.  Second of all, they believe you to be so superior that you needed a crown; however a regular crown wouldn't stay so they made the 'collar' for you.  And to remove it when all else fails you can become finicky such as refuse to eat,  fall over when they place you on the floor or simply lay in your favorite bed and moan loudly.  Hope I have helped you, Signed Cocoa."