Saturday, August 4, 2012

Cocoa addresses swimming


 “Dear Cocoa,

My pets are the greatest things.  They recently took me out into the wide woods and let me run around and play all day long.  I loved it.  However, about half-way through each day, they would take me to a place where water ran freely and I was happy to drink from the cool water; but my pets then surprised me by actually jumping into the water!  They splashed each other, raced around on these funny looking boards and actually went under the water several times.  I tried to stop the little one from going in, but I was ignored and the little one raced in with the others.  Then, giggling and laughing, they climbed out of the water and sat on towels petting me.  I took my time ensuring that they were okay, but the next day, they did it again!  What is this?  How do I prevent them from doing this dangerous thing?  Help me, please.  I fear I will be losing my pets to this horrible thing.

Signed Frightened”

“Dear Frightened,

© Cheryl Simonds
Be easy.  Your pets are performing an unusual ritual that many perform in the giant water bowl at home.  They are perfectly safe because they know how to do it, and, brace yourself now, they like to do it.  All I can say is occupy yourself with something else while they are in the water.  For instance, you could drag their towels around and be sure to get them very wet so they won’t know the difference when they come out.  Or you could do your business right next to their towels and cover it just enough to hide it.  That way they can step in it before they reach their towels.  Another thing you can do is to make sure that you ignore them when they come out.  Be sure to let them know, in no uncertain terms, that you are angry with their behavior.  They might not get the hints, but at least you will be doing something.

Signed Cocoa”