Monday, August 6, 2012

Cocoa is surprised by this letter.

“Dear Cocoa,

I have been in many homes during my life, and I have found that the best place for me to bed down at night is my own cuddly, cozy, covered bed.  Does this make me strange, or is this normal for cats?

Signed Likes to Sleep Alone”

“Dear Likes to Sleep Alone,

ARE YOU NUTS?  Sorry, I was just blown away by your letter.  You see, cats do like those cozy, tight, easy-to-warm places where they can curl up and sleep the day away; however, you should have the biggest bed in the house as your night-time bed.  You can share it with your pets (most of us do), but the bed should really be yours.  So, get yourself together, grow up, become the responsible feline that I know you are and take over that bed you are presently letting your pets sleep on!  Make sure they know it is yours by sleeping on the pillows and leaving your toys there.  When they try to move you off, make sure you let them know that the behavior is totally not acceptable.  And, after they are asleep, be sure to wake them up by racing across them as you play to tire yourself out.  Be strong, my friend, I know you have it in you ( because you are a feline and Felines Rule). 

Signed Cocoa"