“Dear Cocoa,
How is it that you
know all the answers? You are, after
all, just another feline like the rest of us.
I don’t know anyone around here who knows ALL the answers so how can
you?
Signed A Skeptic”
“Dear A Skeptic,
I am the one and only
Cocoa. I know all; I see all; I do all;
and I am all! How could you doubt
me? In fact, I can tell by your letter
that you are having trouble with your mental facilities. To cure this you should spend as much time as
possible with your human pets (this will make you feel much smarter and you
will then gain back your feline wits).
Signed Cocoa
