“Dear Cocoa,
My pets have these
weird boxes that have moving things on them.
I have tried to catch these things, but they have a shield or something
that keeps me from actually touching them.
Is this some kind of magic that pets have?
Signed Is this Magic”
“Dear Is this Magic,
Yes, you are very clever,
indeed, if you have figured this out on your own. The boxes are a trick of our pets to attract
our attention and keep us from doing the things that we love to do. Don’t Look At The Boxes! Your pets will use the boxes to hypnotize you
and you will become their quiet docile feline who is no longer in charge. Again, DO NOT LOOK AT THE BOXES! I hope you receive this before your pets have
succeeded in changing you.
Signed Cocoa”
