Tuesday, August 28, 2012

Downfalls of outside


“Dear Cocoa,

I am an outside feline and very proud of it; however, I wanted to let some of your readers know the downfalls of being outside:  have to hunt for your food, have to find a dry place in the rain, have to stay warm in the winter, have to find water when thirsty, have to fight for your place, have to struggle to get places in the bad weather, and you are often unloved and hungry.  I hope you print this for all those felines who think being outside is the greatest but aren’t really strong enough to live through it.

Signed Strong and Loving it”

“Dear Strong and Loving it,

I am happy to print your letter so that my readers are aware of the difficulties of being outside.  Many of them have never had to fight for their survival and think the outside world is a huge playground with free food and drink.  Thank you for pointing out the hard parts.  Perhaps those who are not as adventurous will remain content inside (although, since I know the hearts of all felines--they will still try).

Signed Cocoa”