“Dear Cocoa,

My pets have created this box that moves and shows all of my favorite creatures (birds, insects, spiders, rats, mice, etc.) moving around.  I have become fascinated by the box and can’t seem to get away from it once I have seen that it is on.  Is this something I should be afraid of?

Signed Should I be Scared?”

“Dear Should I be Scared?,

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DON’T LOOK AT THE BOX!  Your pets are trying to hypnotize you into docility by showing you things that distract you from being an active feline.  The box is dangerous.  The box will draw you in until you have become trapped inside (how do you think the other creatures got in there?).  So I say again:  DON’T LOOK AT THE BOX!  Ignore it whenever you find it is on--in fact you should run to a deep, dark, tiny hidey-hole and bury your face in your paws until it is off!  I wish you luck with this situation.  PS:  I will understand if you do not write back about your success in this matter….no one ever does.

Signed Cocoa”