“Dear Cocoa,
I love my pets and
they are really good to me; however, I have a big problem with them insisting
that I wear baby clothes and lay in a cradle at night. I can’t stand this process, especially since
the clothes itch and don’t allow me to keep myself clean. What can I do?
Signed Clothing
Stinks!”
“Dear Clothing
Stinks!,
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| Image by Nemo |
While I know that we
all have our quirks, pets included, I also know that clothing on a fur covered
animal is a big no-no. Here are a few
tricks you can do to stop this process:
howl all night long to let your pets know you are unhappy; hide when it
is bedtime; sneak into their storage area for the clothes and take them, one at
a time, and hide them under furniture that they don’t usually move; scratch and
bite while they are putting the clothes on you; and, of course, race to a
hiding place after they take the clothes off so that they know you are
horrified at having spent the night with them on.
I hope this helps,
Signed Cocoa,”
