“Dear Cocoa,
I have read your
letters since the beginning and I love the advice you have given. Today I thought I would ask a question of my
own. I have always wondered, during my
tenure as an inside feline, what my pets are to me. I mean are they real pets; or are they owners
as they feel; or perhaps they are my parents in human form; I really don’t
know.
Signed Please advise”
“Dear Please advise,
Humans serve many
roles in the lives of felines; however, if you are an inside feline, then you
are definitely Lord and Master of your realm!
Be sure your pets are aware of the fact!
Make them bow to your every whim-make them wait on you hand and
foot-make them pet you when you wish……or you could just enjoy their company and
let them pamper you as they wish. I,
myself, find that because I am feline I am automatically pampered and forcing
bows etc. is completely unnecessary.
Signed Cocoa”
