Thursday, December 20, 2012

Medsins for the felines

"Dear Cocoa,

Recently my pets brought me to the man with the white coat because I wasn't feeling too good and I finally got them to understand that.  Anyway, the man with the white coat stuck me with pins and poked and prodded me until I thought I would puke on him.  I thought I was finally safe when my pets brought me home and I could curl up in my favorite bed; but I was wrong.  First thing in the morning they began stuffing this awful tasting stuff down my throat.  I fought valiantly, but they were three and I was only one so they won.  How can I prevent this from happening again?  PS:  what is that stuff they forced on me??????

Signed A Sick Cat"

"Dear A Sick Cat,

Sadly we do get sick now and then, even with our strong constitutions.  I suspect that you acquired something that causes the man in the white coat to have to treat you with a medsin.  For some horrible reason, the humans don't feel that our medsins should taste good to us and so they stuff it down our throats causing us to gag.  You are probably beginning to feel better and so don't need the medsin anymore.  I would fight with all I have---and hope the towels don't come out because we felines are helpless with a towel wrapped tight around us as I'm sure you are fully aware.  Don't give up, keep up the fight, don't let them win - if you can at all help it!  Good Luck!

Signed Cocoa"