As a pure bred feline, I don't usually slum it; however, I felt that this particular situation should be addressed at once. As I lounge in my enclosed backyard with multiple fountains of fresh water and plenty of soft hammocks, I see many things, but this one thing is intolerable. Felines, skinny, dirty AND of mixed heritage have the nerve to come right up to my enclosure and shout insults at me. How dare they even think that they have the right to do such a thing. One particularly large male even suggested I should come out and join him for a night of fun! This must end or I will be forced to remain indoors for the remainder of my life. So, Cocoa, being one of THEM, would you straighten out this situation?
Signed Pure Blood"
"Dear Pure Blood,While I sympathize with you on your situation, I find it hard to believe that felines of my background (and heritage) would behave in such a manner. Are you certain that the felines are not pure bred? After all, the pure breds are the ones who always fancy themselves better than other breeds. Sorry that I can't help you further.
Signed Cocoa"
