Pets are embarrassing me---

“Dear Cocoa,

My pets insist on dressing me in silly clothes that are tight, uncomfortable and, well, embarrassing.  What can I do to stop them from doing this to me?

Signed Embarrassed”

“Dear Embarrassed,

If I were you I would fight to the death whenever you see those awful clothes heading your way.  Take out the claws; swat and bite like mad; race away and hide in the tightest spaces you can find; cry piteously whenever they manage to get something on you; and, for feline sakes, don’t let them take pictures--oh, I see it is too late for that.  Sorry, I hope you manage to get away.

Signed Cocoa”