Thursday, September 6, 2012

Cocoa addresses car sickness..


“Dear Cocoa,

My pets love to move around in this big loud rolling thing that opens up a whole new world of smells and adventure.  They have begun to take me with them, as if you couldn’t tell by my last statement, and I love it.  There is; however, one small problem:  I can’t seem to, well, keep my tummy from doing funny things and then kicking up my food leaving me empty inside.  My pets also don’t like the mess I make and I fear they will stop taking me in the big loud rolling thing with them.  Is there anything I can do?

Signed Riding With Pets,

Make your mess in a small bag...
Image by Nemo
“Dear Riding With Pets,

What you are experiencing is called Big Loud Rolling Thing sickness.  There is no cure except to not eat before going with your pets.  I suggest that you pay attention to the days they go out in the big loud rolling thing and then don’t eat your food on those types of days until later in the night, just in case.  If you forget or miss a cue, try making your mess inside something so it won’t show.  A small bag, a shoe, a toy of some sort, even deep under the seat so that your pets can’t see the mess and will think all is well.

Signed Cocoa”

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