Wednesday, July 11, 2012

Cocoa had decided to address a few rules about living with pets.

“Dear Devoted Readers,

Recently, I have received hundreds of letters asking me how to treat our pets to get the best back from them.  I thought I would write a blanket answer to all of you out there with questions about this subject:

First, your pets are your friends.  You must treat them with respect and TLC in order to receive the very best they have to offer.

Second, your pets are not too bright.  Sometimes you have to PUSH your point in order to get the idea across to them.  Be forceful, but as gentle as possible, remember, their skin is very thin!

Third, your pets often believe that they are in charge, not you.  This will change in time, just be patient with them.

Fourth, your pets need to be reminded that you are around when they are experiencing sadness or stress.  When you feel that familiar pattern of ignoring you or pushing you away, be sure to make yourself as much of a pain as possible to get their attention focused back on you.

Fifth, your pets love to play rough, but tend to get angry when you get rough back.  When this happens be sure to teach them a lesson by getting the roughness in before they do.

Sixth, your pets don’t always remember to clean your potty boxes.  Gentle reminders, left on their pillows or in the linen closet, will get the hint across very nicely.  Just be sure to go into hiding once you deposit your reminder.

Seventh, your pets forget things at times, especially when your water needs changing or you need more food.  Be sure to get on things where you know they don’t want you to be in order to remind them.  If that doesn’t work, tip what is left of the water onto the floor and swat your bowl until it is directly under their feet.

Well, Dear Readers, I don’t want to bore you, so I will end here.  I hope I have answered most of your questions.  Feel free to send me more or to resend if I missed something.

Your loyal Answer Cat,

Cocoa”