“Dear Cocoa,
I am a pleasingly
plump feline enjoying my pets immensely; that is until yesterday. Yesterday, my pets shoved me into this tiny
box with holes and dragged me to a man with a white coat who stabbed me with a
sharp thing and then poked and prodded me.
I hated it! Now I feel ill and
want to do nothing but sleep. How can I
prevent this from happening again?
Signed Didn’t like the
guy with the coat”
“Dear Didn’t like the
guy with the coat,
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I don’t blame you for
not liking what happened to you. I would
not like it either. The next time you
see that tiny box with holes come out, find the deepest darkest hidey-hole you
can find and stuff yourself as tight as possible into it. If your pets still find you, be sure to swat
with claws and scream a lot. That will
let them know you are angry and they will start to behave and leave you
alone. Good Luck!
Signed Cocoa”
